Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.
this is so fucking accurate it hurts
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
"ALRIGHT BETTER USE THESE EXPENSIVE HEALING ITEMS BEFORE ENTERING THE NEXT ROOM"
*the next room is a save point that completely heals your health*
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
|me:||i have no classes with anybody i know|
|my parents:||that's how you make friends!!!|
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y
things that are okay
- queer hogwarts students
- muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
- in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
- neato graphics
- new in-text/in-movie connections
things that are not okay
- sad stories of george living in a world without fred